
Discreet solutions for any problem


Any item from any home. That is my guarantee. I leave no trace and will have the requested goods ready for collection with 48hrs.

Perfect for when you need someone to disappear. I will lure a victim away for a fixed price and contain them on a rolling fee.

For when you need to close the chapter on an errant story. Financing options available via Black Sheep Transactions.

“For corporate espionage I never look elsewhere. Always discreet.”
Old King Cole
"He makes even me look tame! A five star doer of bad!"
The Child Catcher
"A unique request carried out to perfection. I highly recommend."
The Spider
“Perfect for when you can’t risk getting egg on your face”
Humpty Dumpty

Under my alias ed pippet there is no job i'm unwilling to undertake. I guarantee a discreet and professional service at all times.

Prices are available upon request. Payment accepted exclusively through Black Sheep Transactions